did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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