I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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