apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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