How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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