I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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