oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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