Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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