I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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