Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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