I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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