The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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