guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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