Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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