we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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