At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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