But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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