So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
