I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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