Sry I called you an 8
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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