they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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