i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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