Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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