Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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