i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My dick has a subreddit
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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