I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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