Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
