he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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