Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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