ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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