So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Are my feet made of real feet?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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