Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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