quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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