I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
