Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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