Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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