What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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