Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He did a backflip because drugs
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