The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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