All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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