I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
North Korea, Best Korea!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Randomize
