his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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