he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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