i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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