I bet he comes in French.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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