just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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