What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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