Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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