so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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