I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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