if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Randomize
